He didn't bring her flowers.

They were already sharing a sunflower leaf.

He didn't bring her candy.

They'd already dined on nectar.

It was Labor Day and the two crane flies looked quite friendly in our bee friendly garden.

More than friendly.

I think they were in love.

Crane flies, also known as mosquito hawks, look like Texas-sized mosquitoes. "Big 'uns," as my Texas-born grandmother used to say. But these insects won't bite you or suck your blood. They're long-legged, two-winged insects with such slender abs that their "to do" list probably includes daily workouts at the gym.  They're members of the family Tipulidae (suborder Nematocera, order Diptera).

Despite their name, mosquito hawks don't eat skeeters. They just look like they might.

They're basically quite harmless. The larvae feed on plant roots, sometimes causing problems in nurseries. The adults are a hot menu item ("the daily special") for birds, fish and other animals. Bring 'em on!

What's good about the mosquito hawk are its nicknames: gallinipper, jimmy spinner, skeeter eater, skeeter lion, leatherjackets (referring to the tough brown skin of the larvae), daddy long-legs (in Canada and Ireland), doizabizzler and gollywhopper.

Gollywhopper? You can't say that without smiling. 

You just can't.